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can be used instead of cool
hey that woz well jewky
jewky by Kerry and Rach July 22, 2006
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Worm jerky 

Dried worm found on the pavement.
Worm jerky by zimmygirl777 April 5, 2023

Hot Jerky 

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it
You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.
Hot Jerky by Soran727 June 7, 2021

jerky treats 

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.
"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."
jerky treats by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

JerkyHole 

A hole that is filled with jerky.
Not to be confused with a JerkHole.
Person 1: "Hey Wanna Go To A JerkyHole?"
Person 2: "A JerkHole?"
Person 1: "No a JerkyHole"
Person 2: "Oh Sure."

cold jerky 

The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.
The only way to stop was to go cold jerky.
cold jerky by DaStrangla January 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 19, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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