jewkakke

a massive facial given by a circumcised penis

Eric gave Cassie a jewkakke last night

by anus grab November 4, 2012

jewkakke

similar to the ancient japanese bukkake tradition, but with a twist. 40 circumcised jewish men are needed to fulfill the requirements, which means there will be a distinct lack of smegma.

my friends hadleigh and ross asked me to be the reciepient of a jewkakke. i had to say no because i had to return my seagull suit that night.

by crizking May 24, 2007

jewkakke

The act of 8 or more jews rolling around in an inflatable pool containing large sums of money while using their left hand to perform a "super ultra happy mega chocolaty covered penis smiley tug"

Shit nigga! That was too much tuna. Ima jewkakke guitar man

by imaguytoo! March 7, 2015

Jewkakke

Getting a shot in the face from a bag full of nickels.

That douche bad deserved to get Jewkakke'd.

by Steve99 May 30, 2008

Jewkakke

When a group of Aryans surround an innocent Jew and call him antisemitic names until he cries.

Shlomo's face was still wet from the Jewkakke, with the antisemitic slurs echoing in his head. Now he would think twice about walking through an Aryan neighborhood.

by cumGun4k July 23, 2016