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jewkakke 

a massive facial given by a circumcised penis
Eric gave Cassie a jewkakke last night
jewkakke by anus grab November 4, 2012
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jewkakke 

similar to the ancient japanese bukkake tradition, but with a twist. 40 circumcised jewish men are needed to fulfill the requirements, which means there will be a distinct lack of smegma.
my friends hadleigh and ross asked me to be the reciepient of a jewkakke. i had to say no because i had to return my seagull suit that night.
jewkakke by crizking May 24, 2007
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Jewkakke 

Getting a shot in the face from a bag full of nickels.
That douche bad deserved to get Jewkakke'd.
Jewkakke by Steve99 May 30, 2008

Jewkakke 

When a group of Aryans surround an innocent Jew and call him antisemitic names until he cries.
Shlomo's face was still wet from the Jewkakke, with the antisemitic slurs echoing in his head. Now he would think twice about walking through an Aryan neighborhood.
Jewkakke by cumGun4k July 23, 2016

jewkakke 

The act of 8 or more jews rolling around in an inflatable pool containing large sums of money while using their left hand to perform a "super ultra happy mega chocolaty covered penis smiley tug"
Shit nigga! That was too much tuna. Ima jewkakke guitar man
jewkakke by imaguytoo! March 7, 2015

Jewkkake 

To squirt on someone's face with a clean-cut circumcised penis.
I hate jewkkake
Jewkkake by Wes.8 July 11, 2012

Jewkkake 

A large group of jewish men all ejaculating on someone at once
You got jewkkaked
This is a bunch of jewkkake
Jewkkake by sweetjesus42 August 2, 2014
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