jewgolo
A male prostitute with special features. These men are always circumcised and often overcharge. Common features include curled locks, large noses and ears as well as propensity for mathematics.
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jewgolo • Jewology • jewgalo • jewgoogling • Jewologist • Jewolopers • jew-gold • Jew Goo • jew glomp • Jew Gook
Jewology
The study of being a Jew.
In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."
Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.
If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."
Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.
If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
Ben studies Jewology
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology
From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology
From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
Jewology by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006
Jewologist
A Jewologist is also known as "Pro Stooge". Must have studied at the Jewological Society of Stooges (JSS) and attained status as a Jew before further education in "The art of being a stooge".
Jewologist by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006
Jewgold
The name given to a pile of small change in coins but mostly in the Euro denomination as it is coloured gold.
Jewgold by ScottIRock September 25, 2010
Jewology
Nein: yo, I just got the job, I'm officially a Jewologist
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh
Jewology by Grant haggerty you know whom March 30, 2017
jewgoogling
Once I found out I had to file for unemployment due to Corona Virus, I had to master the art of jewgoogling.
jewgoogling by mammy1979 May 3, 2020
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