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jewgolo 

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A male prostitute with special features. These men are always circumcised and often overcharge. Common features include curled locks, large noses and ears as well as propensity for mathematics.
This jewgolo told me it would cost $20 dollars, but I ended up paying $55. It almost felt like I was the one who got fucked in the ass.
jewgolo by Bongman7 December 1, 2006
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jewgalo 

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A Jewish man who is exceptionally skilled at picking up girls.
Goddamn did you see Schlomo's girlfriend, he's such a jewgalo.
jewgalo by JasonS123 September 25, 2007
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Jewology 

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The study of being a Jew.

In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."

Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.

If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
Ben studies Jewology
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology

From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
Jewology by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006

Jewologist 

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A Jewologist is also known as "Pro Stooge". Must have studied at the Jewological Society of Stooges (JSS) and attained status as a Jew before further education in "The art of being a stooge".
Ben is a Jewologist

Ben is Grand Master Stooge.
Jewologist by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006

Jewgold 

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The name given to a pile of small change in coins but mostly in the Euro denomination as it is coloured gold.
Have you got any Jewgold? I need like 20cents.
Jewgold by ScottIRock September 25, 2010

Jewology 

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The intense study of the Jewish disease.
Nein: yo, I just got the job, I'm officially a Jewologist
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh

jewgoogling 

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Jewgoogling ... the art of finding bargains by googling
Once I found out I had to file for unemployment due to Corona Virus, I had to master the art of jewgoogling.
jewgoogling by mammy1979 May 3, 2020
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Friend 1: Minimap
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