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A Jewish man who is exceptionally skilled at picking up girls.
Goddamn did you see Schlomo's girlfriend, he's such a jewgalo.
jewgalo by JasonS123 September 25, 2007
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jewbalooba 

- A fat jew
- Someone who does something you don't like, usually in a way pertaining to money
- A curse word
"Look at that ugly jewbalooba."
"You jewbalooba, pay me back!"
"Jewbalooba!"
jewbalooba by jonasdpeter July 1, 2008
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jewggalo 

A Jewish juggalo. A Hebrew fan of Insane Clown Posse.
Mark Rosenstein is going to an Insane Clown Posse concert right after he leaves the synagogue. He is a true jewggalo.
jewggalo by PMax February 12, 2008

jewpalooza 

Ryan went to a flee-market hoping to wheel and deal only to leave empty handed because it was a jewpalooza.
jewpalooza by docelch September 13, 2011
Not willing to spend money on anything fun or cool, associated with being a fat pussy.
Friend 1: Wow knifes in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive are totally worth the money. You should get one!
Friend 2: Nah I'd rather buy a skateboard even though I don't skate.
Friend 3: God you're so jewgal!
Jewgal by DANNEL April 10, 2015

Jewgaboo 

A person of Jewish descent who acts black.
Person 1: Did you see that Jerod wore Timberlands to his Bar Mitsvah.

Person 2: Jerod is such a Jewgaboo.
Jewgaboo by Kostrizer October 13, 2008

jewalousy 

A person who is jealous of Jews.
Jake is is such an anti-semite. But we can all smell the jewalousy.
jewalousy by Krebo May 11, 2007
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