Jewgold
The name given to a pile of small change in coins but mostly in the Euro denomination as it is coloured gold.
Jewgold by ScottIRock September 25, 2010
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Jew gold by Gimmethejewgold September 20, 2019
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captain jew gold
The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.
(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
captain jew gold by Solid Snail October 12, 2013
jew gold
Jew gold is a term for the small bag of gold that Jews wear around their neck. The purpose of jew gold is to buy heaven from God on Judgement Day. Jews carry two bags around their necks, one for the jew gold, and a decoy bag filled with rocks.
It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.
It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.
jew gold
Popularized by 'Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow' episode number 908 of South Park, Jew Gold is the gold contained in a small bag that is hung around every Jewish man and womans neck. Every Jewish man and woman also carries a fake bag filled with rocks or other heavy items so it will be perceived as the real jew gold.
jew gold by ambulance_x December 12, 2008
Jew Gold
Guy 1: "What happened to kyle?"
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."
Jew Gold by BigBadWolfBob March 3, 2022
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