jewcan 

a jewish person with a nose that resembles a toucan bird.

look at that jewcan. its the biggest ive ever seen in my life!

jewcan by glenntennis February 26, 2010

Jewmando 

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.

General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."

Jewmando by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

Jewmanitarian 

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

Jewmanitarian by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

Jewban

One who has a parent of Cuban heritage and another parent of Jewish decent. A fairly popular combination in South Florida.

Most of my friends at Miami Senior High School are Jewbans.

Jewban by Denise Fernandez April 6, 2005

Jewlander 

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

Jewpanese 

An individual of mixed Japanese and Jewish ancestry. There are probably like seven of them.

I think Rabbi Yamamotoberg is Jewpanese.

Jewpanese by anonymous January 2, 2004

Jewbanga 

A young man of Jewish descent who is in denial of this fact. They are often scruffy and shady in appearance. This is because they dont want people to know that they are actually Jewish. They always have an uncut penis. This is how you really know they are a Jewbanga!

Dan you are a dirty uncut Jewbanga! Admit it!

Jewbanga by SACS November 30, 2006