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Someone who hoards points in zombies and doesn't spend them.
That guy has 23,000 points, what a jewcake.
jewcake by Inidnarnerb Leumas March 5, 2015
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jewcakes 

The round natural plumpness of a Jewish girl's breasts
Wow! Did you see that?! She has some nice jewcakes!
jewcakes by nutruera May 16, 2006
Refers to the holocaust in which the nazis put the jews in their easy bake ovens, hence Jew Cake.
"Man, this tastes totally like a jew cake it has that kind of tangy hint of discrimination and mass murder. now i feel bad."
Jew Cake by Toastpatrol May 16, 2009
After a group of men bukkake (ejaculate on the face) on a whore (preferably woman) they proceed to pay her by making it rain hundred dollar bills. She gets to keep whatever bills stick.

(Suspend disbelief we all know Jews would throw dollar bills)
"Man last night we got a whore and jewkaked the hell out of her!"
jewkake by HumidTip June 28, 2014
Pretty self-explanatory

.. For the less knowledgable ones, it is the act of burning a jew whether in a oven or tied around a wooden pole.
Dave: I just pwned that jewbake
jewbake by Kylowned August 27, 2006
jewlake is a socalled hacking site where a bunch of 12 year old kiddie scripters and morons hack fansites and

such to prove thier complete /b/ tardidness they only hang around hacking sites and are only involved with themselves

kids that think theyre hardcore indeed trying to prove thier as good as 4chan
lets go to jewlake.com
nah its quite gay and stupid
Jewlake by killer.instinct January 10, 2010
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