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One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.
*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."
by Hpesoj... December 21, 2011
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A large boat of a car (Old Cadillac, Lincoln, etc.)
My grandma drove her Jew Canoe into a parked Civic. It ripped through it and she kept going to her bingo game.
by Dave Kike March 07, 2007
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old minivan with a driver known to break the traffic law
That Jew Canoe just won't get out of the way!
by NHRHS2010 November 12, 2010
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A Cadillac. Specifically, a Cadillac Sedan DeVille or Fleetwood. (urban slang, circa 1960s & '70s)

See also: Jewish jeep
"I saw Hymie and the boys cadillacking over to Roswell in his new Jew canoe."
by Sloe Pimp December 04, 2007
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