jewbra 

a jewish snake in the grass; a clever, slithery kike.

Alex was such a jewbra, I had to pay him gas money to come to my house for dinner.

jewbra by David Goldberg January 6, 2008

Jewbalack

A person of dark skin colour, also of Jewish belief. Has the normal traits of a Jew- stinginess, richness and such. However, they are a hybrid breed. They also have traits of a bruhthuh, and steal all the f***ing time.

Jewbalack: "Can I borrow some money?"
Poor Soul: "No."
*Jewbalack steals dat shiet anyway*

Jewbalack by ThatCheesyTroll October 22, 2013

Jewbaca

A large, loud, harry, out-of-contol jew. Like chewbaca, if chewy was jewish.

-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
-Shut-up Michael, you dam jewbaca.

Jewbaca by Bogrov December 14, 2009

Jewcrat 

An individual that is both Jewish and a Democrat.

Jewcrats are exemplified by studious, hardworking professional Jews that clearly transcend the norms of socioeconomic achievement, yet still vote as if they understand the plight of lesser individuals.

This is similar to Democrat politicians and uber-rich people that vote for Democrats, claiming they care about helping the downtrodden.

The ultimate irony is that both Democrats and Jewcrats think that their success is a function of lifting others up, whereas they have achieved great things due to hard work, discipline and motivation. They forgot how hard they had to work to lift themselves to greatness.

Jewcrats and Democrats should step back and ponder the essence of their being. Once they consider their achievements, maybe they should rethink their allegiance to the Democratic party platform. A bit of self-reflection just might realign their sensitivities so they can create a third political party, a Success party. Their example should be shared with all to encourage people to work to their full potential.

Thom, how did it go last night at the game?

It went well Jack. Gary the Jewcrat just cleared seven figures for the year busting his hump at the practice.

Wow Thom, I really admire Gary's ambition in the face of so many difficulties. Though we aren't Jewcrats, I really do appreciate their leadership in inspiring America to help themselves.

Jack, clearly Gary's latino cousin Mo hasn't received the Jewcrat success memo. Apparently the TPS report was lost in the spam folder.

That is a shame Thom. Mo is a good guy but really cannot square away his life until he buckles down and makes some tough decisions.

Jewcrat by MeEnergia February 17, 2010

jewbalooba 

- A fat jew
- Someone who does something you don't like, usually in a way pertaining to money
- A curse word

"Look at that ugly jewbalooba."
"You jewbalooba, pay me back!"
"Jewbalooba!"

jewbalooba by jonasdpeter July 1, 2008

Jebraun Lames 

Someone with the natural gift and talents to be something special or legendary but come up way short and even become hated.

That Jebraun Lames is so talented it's too bad everyone hates him.

Jebraun Lames by tacotruckd December 2, 2011

Jewrad 

He is known to many as a beast. He's a nigga from the east. Incredibly giant black man, but sometimes confused for a Lebanese child. Glasses? Usually. If a Jewrad's eyes are working properly, meaning his contacts have been properly lubed up, then you will not see him with glasses. This is never the case.

Some characteristics of the Jewrad: playing stupid Jewrad jokes on his friends, mumbling stupid Jewrad phrases that don't amount to anything, getting piss drunk and overanalyzing the war in Iraq with stupid Jewrad friends, tells stupid Jewrad stories that seem a little bit unbelievable, but then backs those stories up with even more stupid Jewrad unbelievable stories.

A Jewrad is not afraid to cry at any time of departure.

You know you know a Jewrad if:

You have been asked to call back a different number because his phone is dead.
You find one or more articles of clothing at your house that clearly belong to a Lebanese boy.

You are staring in the face of strong, intimidating, magical, black, sexual, welcoming, confused, scared, sad, chocolate death.

Hari: "Jewrad! How is going on man?"
Jewrad: "Shut the fuck up! I'm a nigga from the east."

Jewrad by DomeHome October 21, 2010