Jewcrat 

An individual that is both Jewish and a Democrat.

Jewcrats are exemplified by studious, hardworking professional Jews that clearly transcend the norms of socioeconomic achievement, yet still vote as if they understand the plight of lesser individuals.

This is similar to Democrat politicians and uber-rich people that vote for Democrats, claiming they care about helping the downtrodden.

The ultimate irony is that both Democrats and Jewcrats think that their success is a function of lifting others up, whereas they have achieved great things due to hard work, discipline and motivation. They forgot how hard they had to work to lift themselves to greatness.

Jewcrats and Democrats should step back and ponder the essence of their being. Once they consider their achievements, maybe they should rethink their allegiance to the Democratic party platform. A bit of self-reflection just might realign their sensitivities so they can create a third political party, a Success party. Their example should be shared with all to encourage people to work to their full potential.

Thom, how did it go last night at the game?

It went well Jack. Gary the Jewcrat just cleared seven figures for the year busting his hump at the practice.

Wow Thom, I really admire Gary's ambition in the face of so many difficulties. Though we aren't Jewcrats, I really do appreciate their leadership in inspiring America to help themselves.

Jack, clearly Gary's latino cousin Mo hasn't received the Jewcrat success memo. Apparently the TPS report was lost in the spam folder.

That is a shame Thom. Mo is a good guy but really cannot square away his life until he buckles down and makes some tough decisions.

Jewcrat by MeEnergia February 17, 2010

jewcation 

A low budget vacation.

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.

jewcation by canyousmellwhtthetrumpiscookin June 29, 2019

jewcation 

A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.

Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.

jewcation by R.H. Golem February 24, 2008

jewcat 

Someone that's half jewish and half catholic

Jewcats are double-damned, either you hate em cause they're christian or cause they're a jew

jewcat by Aeroshit May 14, 2010

Jewrat 

A person who is Jewish or displays traits commonly attributed to one who is Jewish. This person exhibits greed, selfishness, prejudice toward any non-Jewrats, and a generally hypocritical view toward life. A full-blooded Jewrat will often have a prominently bridged, larger than life nose. Audibly, the Jewrat can be heard from great distance by either jingling pockets or over-annunciated speech, or both.

Jimmy waited outside patiently for Synagogue to end, at which time he tossed a shiny penny into the crowd and watched as the Jewrats tore each other limb-from-limb in an attempt to increase their wealth.

Give me back my dollar you Jewrat!

Jewrat by Jigga-Zilla January 6, 2009

Jewcrastination

Spending time being jewish instead of doing something important

Guy 1: Dude, the work in Mrs Wilsons class was so gay. I spend all hour jewcrastinating and now I have Homework

Guy 2: Dang thats jewish

Guy 1 : I know

Urban Dictionary wanted this word Jewcrastination lol

Jewcrastination by LensCapStudio November 21, 2010

JewRat 

One of the lowest degrees of insult upon one of jewish decent

That bitch beat me in a game, what a jewrat.

Chris and Micheal are playing video games.

Chris: "not beating me today."

Micheal then proceeds to anniahlate Chris' charater.

Chris throws down the controller: "Fuckin JewRat!"

JewRat by Josh & Ian October 25, 2007