jewbagel

1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.

1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."

by Natalie H. April 18, 2006

jewbagel

Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.

You: I HATE YOU, YOU GOD DAMN JEWBAGEL!!

Guy: What does that even mean?!!

by GTFO417 May 18, 2011

jewbagel

A person who is greedy like a jew with the IQ of a bagel. A jerk or idiot.

Look at this guy! He is eating the pizza without contributing to the fund. What a jewbagel.

by Jake R May 16, 2005

jewbagel

jewbagel usually refers to a jew who is overly obsessed with bagels. mainly a jew who can name every bagel known to man. poppyseed ,b lueberry strawberry orange juice pubic chicken and nipple paste bagels

ethan is the most rediculous jewbagel in the world cuz he stuffs them in his vagina.

by junk 4 u February 15, 2010

jewbagel

a person who is ridiculously stingy and selfish, which in turns comes off as being an asshole

Bryan why you have to be a lil jewbagel cant you lend me 5 bucks??

by DJ BABU October 27, 2008

Jewbagel

A silly little Jew boy.

Also, a stupid idiot fag head.

Dude, you know Sebastian? He's such a jewbagel.

by Jacob the dood January 14, 2008

Jewbagel

A person is a stingy and is also an asshole about it.

Person one: Hey can I have that?
Jewbagel: No you can't have that its mine! Get your own! Are you homeless or something? Go get a job!

by dgamerx October 12, 2011