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1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.
1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."
by Natalie H. April 17, 2006
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Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
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A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.
Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!
by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006
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Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.
You: I HATE YOU, YOU GOD DAMN JEWBAGEL!!

Guy: What does that even mean?!!
by GTFO417 May 17, 2011
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A friend who is a tatted up and still a pussy ass bitch.
That guy Jake is a Jew bagel
by Pendejo88 December 30, 2018
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