lames

people who are of no good status.

Dey some lames, u sholdn't hang wit dem

by Big Dirty(Joppa Smoot) December 13, 2004

Lames

Members of society that just dont get it. Lames will never understand why their car was stolen or understand the importance of properly rolling up.

These lames today remind me of Al Bundy, always trying to wife a fat bitch and sell women's shoes the rest of their miserable lives.

by dru9000 February 27, 2011

LAMES

This alternative expression for 'lol' was invented and popularised by Australian comedians Anna+Mae. It's an acronym, with the letters meaning respectively: "Laughing Almost Manically so Everyone Stares", and is generally used during IM conversations to indicate that one is laughing so much as to attract the attention of anyone in the vicinity.

As stipulated by Anna+Mae during their 2009 show "mirror", LAMES is only to be used in situations of genuine hilarity.

during an IM conversation:
A: "Hey, check out this youtube link."
L: "LAMES!"
A: "I know isn't it hilarious???"
L: "Yes!!! But now everyone is staring at me cause I'm at an internet cafe and just laughed really loudly :("

by jamie_creek October 27, 2009

Lames

One who is obsessed with homestarrunner.com and can be lame at times.

That Lames is obsessed with homestarrunner. And he can be really lame too! that party pooper

by Warren December 30, 2003

Lames

Dudes that are corn balls but beg to differ. They try to hard to fit in but stand out like a 30 year old balding man trying to turn it up on a Friday.

Oh that guy jorge Chavez hangs out with lames but he's definitely not one of them .. so he says

by Jchavez August 26, 2017

lames

Lamer than lame.
Lames.

lames
That's hecka lames.

by Young Jazzy Yo November 30, 2023

Lames Disease

A severe sickness related to ones social health. This disease is characterized by both boring and lazy attitudes towards anything related to interacting with people and staying by themselves every night of the week. People with this disease will typically create elaborate lies just to get out of spending time with friends, some of those include; Creating a fake job, fake significant others, fake family reunions, and fake financial issues among other things.

Andrew's Lames Disease must be flaring up, he told us ain't coming to play ball because he has to work but I heard he got fired weeks ago.

by RBSmoove March 12, 2018