jetlagged 

Someone who looks like shit.

“So here we are. You look jetlagged. And by that I mean you look like shit.”

jetlagged by PsychoUmbreon November 17, 2013

jtagged 

An xbox 360 that is running a modified kernel such as freeBoot or XBReboot. Allowing unsigned XEXs to be ran.

Dude, my xbox is jtagged hurry up and get yours tagged

jtagged by iBotPeaches February 19, 2010

Hetlagged 

How a gay person feels after having spent the Holidays with their hetero extended family, hetero friends from way back, and generally hetero small town, on the other side of the continent.

'Phew. I think I'll take the day off, I just got back from Christmas Break in New Brunswick and I'm hella hetlagged.'

Hetlagged by pierreandre June 23, 2009

jetbagger

A jetbagger is simply a person who puts bags onto a plane as his job. Also known as an idiotic person who keeps pissing you off. Also can be any person who is being evil.

"James was being a

jetbagger today, I told him to fuck off."

1. Plane assistant, putting bags onto the plane

2. An annoying person

3. your ex boyfriend

jetbagger by Candy mizzay December 23, 2012

jet lagged heart

waking up and/or going to bed on odd hours to accommodate talking/texting/facebooking someone you like and getting "jet lagged"

the girl I really like lives in Spain, so I've got a 9 hour jet lagged heart

jet lagged heart by andboomgoesyourmomlastnight! July 27, 2011

Hetlagged 

When you’re extremely tired from pretending to be straight around your relatives during the holidays.

"Man, I'm so hetlagged from having to pretend I'm straight around my super christian grandma this christmas."

Hetlagged by TheDapperSpork December 18, 2014

jetlage 

A severe case of lage, often associated with long flights.

Oh man, I just got in from LAX, let's chill later, I've got jetlage.

jetlage by jerryday August 31, 2010