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Whitechapel jetlag 

A condition commonly suffered after excessive partying, named after London's most hedonistic district. The effect is reminiscent of the effects of long distance air travel, whereby your body no longer has any concept of what time of day or night it really is.
Cassie was struggling on on Sunday. After Friday's drinks got a bit out of hand, she had a serious case of Whitechapel jetlag and still isn't completely sure what day it is.
Whitechapel jetlag by Clarebear81 January 9, 2011

jetlagged 

“So here we are. You look jetlagged. And by that I mean you look like shit.”
jetlagged by PsychoUmbreon November 17, 2013

school jetlag 

Problem on the last night of the school holidays, which is to be followed by the first day of school. You are forced to adjust yourself back into your old sleeping pattern, in the knowledge that you will be up before 7am, but cannot get to sleep.
*5 students collapse*
"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."
school jetlag by the lolagon January 14, 2008
When you travel to a different country and the difference between them (in hours) is too big, you might suffer of jetlag. Sometimes it has.. a headache, dizzy feeling or any other health problem.
jon: were you sleeping?
andrew: ooohh.. mate im toooo tired.. my jetlag is killing me.
jetlag by RavnosUk December 23, 2007

Mexican Jetlag

a hang-over.
Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.
Mexican Jetlag by henrytheviii June 25, 2009

weekend jetlag

The insatiable desire to go to sleep come Sunday night made impossible by the fact that it was past noon when you woke up. The jetlag continues Monday morning when you are sluggish, unproductive, and not likely to recover until you hit your bed at 8 PM that night.
"Wow, man you look terrible. Were you up drinking on a Sunday night?"
"Nah, dude. I just got some serious weekend jetlag."
weekend jetlag by Driction December 19, 2007
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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