Hetlagged 

How a gay person feels after having spent the Holidays with their hetero extended family, hetero friends from way back, and generally hetero small town, on the other side of the continent.

'Phew. I think I'll take the day off, I just got back from Christmas Break in New Brunswick and I'm hella hetlagged.'

Hetlagged by pierreandre June 23, 2009

Hetlagged 

When you’re extremely tired from pretending to be straight around your relatives during the holidays.

"Man, I'm so hetlagged from having to pretend I'm straight around my super christian grandma this christmas."

Hetlagged by TheDapperSpork December 18, 2014

jetlagged 

Someone who looks like shit.

“So here we are. You look jetlagged. And by that I mean you look like shit.”

jetlagged by PsychoUmbreon November 17, 2013

Netlagged 

Netlagged is similar to being Jet lagged. It is fatigue caused by existing in at least three different time zones, whilst chatting on the internet.

GMT (UK)
Canada to GMT (UK) 6 hours difference behind
GMT (UK) to Indonesia 10 hours difference in front
chatting to people simultaneously would constitute being netlagged.

Netlagged by RavenPal February 2, 2010

hotlegged 

The action resulting from flatuation and occuring while sitting on the lap of someone else.

Little Timmy couldn't help his need to pass gas and flatuate on santas lap resulting in a hotleg. Santa was Hotlegged by litle Timmy.

hotlegged by Lang December 26, 2003