Definitions by TheDapperSpork

Hetlagged 

When you’re extremely tired from pretending to be straight around your relatives during the holidays.

"Man, I'm so hetlagged from having to pretend I'm straight around my super christian grandma this christmas."

Hetlagged by TheDapperSpork December 18, 2014

Blaine Anderson 

A dapper young gentleman from the show Glee, who is part of the Dalton Warblers, an a Capella singing group. He is openly gay and currently dating Kurt Hummel. Has a penchant for jumping on furniture.

That Blaine Anderson is so dapper and ridiculously adorable I want to pince his cheeks.

Blaine Anderson by TheDapperSpork August 17, 2011