TheDapperSpork's definitions

Blaine Anderson

A dapper young gentleman from the show Glee, who is part of the Dalton Warblers, an a Capella singing group. He is openly gay and currently dating Kurt Hummel. Has a penchant for jumping on furniture.

That Blaine Anderson is so dapper and ridiculously adorable I want to pince his cheeks.

by TheDapperSpork August 17, 2011

Hetlagged

When you’re extremely tired from pretending to be straight around your relatives during the holidays.

"Man, I'm so hetlagged from having to pretend I'm straight around my super christian grandma this christmas."

by TheDapperSpork December 18, 2014