jesus tea 

jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.

i like jesus tea

jesus tea by gina linetti is fuckin great May 27, 2020

real jesus tears 

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

real jesus tears by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017

jesus tears

Eyedrops that give you a good ol fashioned cornea fucking. Usually used to get your eyes clear after some killer bud

AHH these fuckn jesus tears hurt so good

jesus tears by max777 June 24, 2008

baby jesus tears 

A shot of the coldest Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps available.

When served at the proper temperature it is what many would imagine the tears of the baby Jesus to taste like.

Q: Shots?

A: I'll take the baby jesus tears please.

baby jesus tears by rump a dump dump I'm drunk May 11, 2011

Jesus Tear 

that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....

(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear

Jesus Tear by bootsherk March 27, 2018

tears of jesus

a tasty drink

jamal: "nigguh i love koolaid. that shit is tears of jesus

tears of jesus by iamjaredcool November 28, 2009

Teased to Jesus 

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

Teased to Jesus by CrazyJay September 17, 2010