Top definition
Another term for blow job, "bj"
Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.
by Pilot K October 14, 2013
Get the merch
Get the baby jesus neck gaiter and mug.
Dec 1 Word of the Day
"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
by January 30, 2017
Get the merch
Get the fuck donald trump neck gaiter and mug.
A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.
Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.
by Punto4President April 14, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Baby Jesus mug for your buddy Manafort.
Ashley:"Oh my gosh she has one serious baby jesus!"
Sammy: "Oh Baby Jesus!"

by Ashsam February 27, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Baby Jesus mug for your dog Sarah.