1. The act of sucking someone's toes to give or recieve sexual pleasure.
2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.
2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.
"Once that chic washed her feet, i was shrimping all night."
"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"
"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"
by CrazyJay April 20, 2009
Get the Shrimpingmug. Any person, male or female, gay or straight, who allows men to cum inside them without properly cleaning between sexual encounters. This allows for more than one person's sperm to be inside them at the same time.
"I screwed that blonde chic last night but her pussy felt all wet and sloppy."
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
Get the Personal Sperm Bankmug. "My boyfriend's cum looks like potato soup."
"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
Get the Alfredomug. Renaldo: "What did you do last night, Josh?"
Josh: "I hooked up with a hot dude and left my gaybies all over his face!"
Josh: "I hooked up with a hot dude and left my gaybies all over his face!"
by CrazyJay April 23, 2009
Get the gaybiesmug. Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."
"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
by CrazyJay October 20, 2011
Get the Counterfriendsmug. A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.
Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.
by CrazyJay September 17, 2010
Get the Teased to Jesusmug. "Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"
"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"
"Man, go wash that shit off!"
"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"
"Man, go wash that shit off!"
by CrazyJay June 10, 2009
Get the Brown Ringermug.