CrazyJay's definitions

Thanksgrieving

The experience of grieving on Thanksgiving Day, usually accompanied with loneliness and self-pity whilst others are grateful for life and enjoying a bountiful feast with family and friends. One tries to be thankful for their blessings, but their inner sorrow defeats all surrounding joy.

Nicole: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Jay: "Thanks, but it's hard feeling happy when I'm so alone."
Nicole: "Dude, you are soooo having a Thanksgrieving. Me too!"
Jay: "Let's drink a bottle of wine."
Nicole: "Cheers!"
Jay: "Here's to Thanksgrieving - Salud!"

by CrazyJay November 17, 2011

Fauxmotions

Fake emotions or histrionics. The word is comprised of "faux" (French for "fake") and "emotions."

Pronounced: FOH-MOH-shuhns

"Cindi hates Brittney, but acted sooo happy when Brittney got engaged to Cindi's ex-boyfriend."

"Yeah, that Cindi is full of fauxmotions."

"Whatever. They're both whores."

by CrazyJay November 2, 2011

Counterfriends

Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."

"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."

"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"

by CrazyJay October 20, 2011

Forgy

An orgy with four people. It is a combination of the words "four" and "orgy."

Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2010

Fourgy

Group sex with four people. A combination of the words "four" and "orgy."

Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a fourgy!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2010

Lockermouth

A kiss that refuses to end. Sometimes it is wonderful. Sometimes it is annoying and gross.

"He kissed me with a lockermouth."

by CrazyJay November 22, 2010

Whorlicious

A hybrid of "whore" and "delicious. An adjective which means a person is sexually attractive. It can also be used to describe slutty things that are considered to be attractive.

Those boots you're wearing are whorlicious!

by CrazyJay November 17, 2010