CrazyJay's definitions

Teased to Jesus

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

by CrazyJay September 17, 2010

Brown Ringer

When you fuck someone up the ass. Sometimes it leaves a brown ring around your dick.

"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"

"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"

"Man, go wash that shit off!"

by CrazyJay June 10, 2009

gaybies

The sperm of a gay male.

Renaldo: "What did you do last night, Josh?"

Josh: "I hooked up with a hot dude and left my gaybies all over his face!"

by CrazyJay April 23, 2009

Alfredo

Thick, chunky, very white and gooey sperm.

"My boyfriend's cum looks like potato soup."

"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2009

Counterfriends

Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."

"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."

"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"

by CrazyJay October 20, 2011

Forgy

An orgy with four people. It is a combination of the words "four" and "orgy."

Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2010

Thanksgrieving

The experience of grieving on Thanksgiving Day, usually accompanied with loneliness and self-pity whilst others are grateful for life and enjoying a bountiful feast with family and friends. One tries to be thankful for their blessings, but their inner sorrow defeats all surrounding joy.

Nicole: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Jay: "Thanks, but it's hard feeling happy when I'm so alone."
Nicole: "Dude, you are soooo having a Thanksgrieving. Me too!"
Jay: "Let's drink a bottle of wine."
Nicole: "Cheers!"
Jay: "Here's to Thanksgrieving - Salud!"

by CrazyJay November 17, 2011