jerkolater 

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.

While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.

jerkolater by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006

jerkwater 

Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.

Those little dots on the map are jerkwater towns.

jerkwater by Ron Ruth May 28, 2007

Jerkulate 

When you have one or more jerk-off/s swinging indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another

Combining jerk-off and vacillate.

Also;

-lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.)
-lat'ing·ly (adv.)
-la'tion (n.)
-la'tor (n.)

The company will likely jerkulate about the new acquisition for years to come.

Jerkulate by Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallme November 21, 2011

jerkwater 

1. insignificant or small, used dismissively
2. fluids produced by masturbation

1. Let's blow this jerkwater town!
2. ...and alot of jerkwater came out!

jerkwater by wriggler February 23, 2005

jerkwater 

Slang term for Human Seminal Fluid. The word is used as a derogatory term for an unsavory person.

"Can it Jerkwater!"

"Gimmie the money Jerkwayer."

jerkwater by Hazard October 23, 2003

jerkelate 

Happens when a male is being jerked off by a female but the male doesnt reciprocate the action. Instead the woman masturbates herself while the service is taking place.

"I just had this bitch jerkelate me"

"How did you service her, you have no arms?
Ohh she just jerkelated."

jerkelate by Brian Romy January 30, 2008

jerkolator 

an extremly noisy blow job peformed by someone who comes back for coffee

i got a jerkolator of that fucking jerk cocksucking cunt

jerkolator by Jackroll July 5, 2006