Definitions by wriggler

jerkwater 

1. insignificant or small, used dismissively
2. fluids produced by masturbation

1. Let's blow this jerkwater town!
2. ...and alot of jerkwater came out!

jerkwater by wriggler February 23, 2005

tolerance 

disguise of one's learned or inate prejudice's/biases in public

We are very tolerant of *sic* behavior here.

tolerance by wriggler February 21, 2005

condition 

to gradually acclimatize another into previously untried or forbidden behavior, control, lead into deep water

By smearing peanut butter on her cooter, she conditioned her doberman to provide her 'non-prime time' pleasure

condition by wriggler February 21, 2005

cellar 

on a scale of 0-5 in socio-economic status, level 1

Man, that fucker is so broke he lives in the cellar but at least he's not in the street

cellar by wriggler February 21, 2005

trust 

confidence game used to fade an opponent out of position, when used correctly trust may be used to eliminate friends and/or enemies

You are my best friend. I trust you...

trust by wriggler February 21, 2005

Sweet Pea 

1. offspring of the union between Olive Oil and Popeye, usually wrapped in swaddling and causes anxiety for the lucky parents
2. Lesbian term of endearment
3. glass of mother nature's finest served straight from the tap for those that enjoy the hot yellow beverage, whether deserved or not, figurative or literal

1. Popeye! Sweet Pea's about to fall from that girder on the construction site! Save him!
2. My gorgeous Sweet Pea. I could just eat you up!
3. Do you drink your own piss?

Sweet Pea by wriggler February 21, 2005

social life 

torture dressed as fun

Don't mind the ribbing man, it's just that social life...

social life by wriggler February 21, 2005