jerkolator 

an extremly noisy blow job peformed by someone who comes back for coffee

i got a jerkolator of that fucking jerk cocksucking cunt

jerkolator by Jackroll July 5, 2006

jerkolater 

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.

While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.

jerkolater by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006

Jerkinator 

Another name for Arnold Schwarzenegger, AKA "The Governator"

Man, the Jerkinator just signed a bill to put the state another billion dollars in the hole!

Jerkinator by engleae May 29, 2009

jerkatorium 

A sort of man cave for dateless men to masterbate in.This can be a shed,barn,or an old trailer.

Patricia bought a trailer for her pedophile son fred.Now fred can whack off anytime he wants in his very own jerkatorium.

jerkatorium by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010

Jerkolantern 

A pumpkin carved to look like Falem

Man last Halloween I carved me the best Jerkolantern your sklagj has ever seen, it was so good one of Falem’s kids spoke to it for like half an hour.

Jerkolantern by sklagj November 1, 2018

Wendy’s Jerkinator 

The Wendy’s Jerkinator is a versatile piece of equipment for men. It comes with an synthetic double pattied Wendy’s burger with extra mayo.

Yo man, come check out my Wendy’s Jerkinator.

Wendy’s Jerkinator by Thunderfart99 January 25, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019