Jerkulate

When you have one or more jerk-off/s swinging indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another

Combining jerk-off and vacillate.

Also;

-lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.)
-lat'ing·ly (adv.)
-la'tion (n.)
-la'tor (n.)

The company will likely jerkulate about the new acquisition for years to come.

by Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallme November 21, 2011

Jerkmate

Annoying ass ad for a "adult version of tiktok" that shows up on porn/rule 34 and hentai websites

While beating his meat, James saw the Jerkmate ad and thought the ad was a little sussy

by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser March 8, 2021

ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

by Germankid April 15, 2016

jerkwater

Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.

Those little dots on the map are jerkwater towns.

by Ron Ruth May 28, 2007

jerkolater

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.

While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.

by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006

Jackulate

The overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime and extremely powerful like Jack Bauer.

The way you knocked him out almost made me jackulate!

by Ovinor January 14, 2011

jerkurbate

A combination of the term 'jerk around', or the more suggestive 'jerk off', with the word 'masturbate'. The word 'jerkurbate' is harmless, with no actual spiteful inclination. It is to be understood simply as doing a meaningless activity which therefore has no purpose other than to waste time; as the combination of the two terms would imply. It does not symbolize or represent any lewd or obscene meaning that one would initially believe.

#1.) "You always jerkurbate when we need to think of something to do."

#2.) Friend 1: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend 2: "Jerkurbating."

#3.) "The year is almost finished, and people still insist on jerkurbating in our faces."

by z4gnut May 17, 2006