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Someone unkind, similair to jerk but more Mean Girls, and less harsh. Generally used in jest by whiny girls and gays.
Ew, I can't believe you went shopping without me, you jerkoid!
jerkoid by Eva-lynn July 26, 2008
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jerkidextrous 

When a fly nigga is able to whack off with either hand.
Jehosephat: Dood i gots my left hand in a cast after a freak scooter incident.

Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!
jerkidextrous by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010
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Jerkodex 

The mental log of imagined sexual images you conjure when masturbating.
"Did you see that super-hot Colombian girl working at the bank? She's definitely getting filed in the Jerkodex."
Jerkodex by Maesutoro December 27, 2009
Someone who is called jerk but deep down he is just a regular guy
Simon:Hes a jerk
Dave:Maybe he is a jerkois
jerkois by Simon n david November 15, 2016
An asshole who's a player, he likes rap and has an average sized dick. It's a white name usually given to people who are disappointments. He is a bitch, and a liar. He is a savage and doesn't care about anyone.
You remind me of Jeroid you dick!
Jeroid by jsmith21 March 13, 2018
A word retaining to "Jerk" and is a sad attempt to try and infuse Spanglish in everyday sentence structure.
He was such a Jerkido essay
Jerkido by SCVie July 15, 2011

Jerkidiot 

Christian is a jerkidiot
Jerkidiot by ChevronKid September 19, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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