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Jerkido

A word retaining to "Jerk" and is a sad attempt to try and infuse Spanglish in everyday sentence structure.
He was such a Jerkido essay
by SCVie July 15, 2011
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jerkidextrous

When a fly nigga is able to whack off with either hand.
Jehosephat: Dood i gots my left hand in a cast after a freak scooter incident.

Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!
by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010
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Jerkdown

Jerkdown is a competition whereas two or more guys stand at jerkoffs length from each other. Straight guys are preferred for this competition. They then begin to jerkoff, staring each other in the eyes. Eye contact should not be broken, unless it is to stare at the other man's junk. The first to jerkoff wins, splooging on the other man. The most popular forms of the jerkdown are the two-man jerkdown and the three-man jerkdown.

Jerkdowns involving multiple guys function almost the same as the two-man jerkdown. The first person to jerk off gets choice of target for the splooging, and then steps out of the jerkdown. This continues until there are just two left. Then, the traditional two-man jerkdown rules apply.
John and Jim decided to have a Jerkdown after some trips on extacy. Jim won and splooged all over John's thighs. Jim complimented John's intense eye contact, but admitted it helped him jerkoff faster.
by Jon Jerkdown August 14, 2009
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Dry Hobo Jerkdown

A dry, sandpapery hand job

First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell

Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.
She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?
by BeebittheJoinkspin December 15, 2010
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Jerkdouche

Noun: An individual possessing the self-absorbed, overly-entitled qualities of a douche, while being condescending, inconsiderate, and irresponsible like a jerk.
Wow, Jordan is such a Jerkdouche! He won't stop talking about how awesome his home state is while bashing on everything I find cool about mine.
by Rakmagic November 5, 2010
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jerkdom

The state of being a jerk. Example: I feel that I should call people out on their jerkdom when appropriate.
Bob's jerkdom makes him an intolerable person to be around.
by Hippie_Nurse February 10, 2014
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Jerkito

You are nothing but a Jerkito...you mean nothing!
by Sarahface November 28, 2007
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