jerkhat

An object (common objects include condoms or socks) which serves as a jizm-catching agent during times of "self-love-making".

Man i blew a wad all over my monitor and keyboard, i KNEW i should have used a jerkhat"

by EternalPhi January 21, 2008

Jerkmate

Annoying ass ad for a "adult version of tiktok" that shows up on porn/rule 34 and hentai websites

While beating his meat, James saw the Jerkmate ad and thought the ad was a little sussy

by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser March 8, 2021

jerkiatric

An old bitter person that never has anything good to say about anything or anyone.

Geriatric jerk jerkiatric

by ideamanrick October 7, 2010

jerkwater

Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.

Those little dots on the map are jerkwater towns.

by Ron Ruth May 28, 2007

jerkpatrick

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant

by Granuppie April 21, 2009

jerkathon

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.

Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!

by Chris April 21, 2004

Jerkhammer

Name of a Dwarf Hunter on the US World of Warcraft server Gorgonnash. Named for Heavy Metal enthusiasts love of Fantasy, overall rudeness, and not in any way a reference to forcing men to deficate in his presence.

Jerkhammer casts Tranquilzing Shot on Chromaggus.

by Oscillator September 30, 2006