jerkhat
An object (common objects include condoms or socks) which serves as a jizm-catching agent during times of "self-love-making".
jerkhat by EternalPhi January 21, 2008
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Jerkmate
Jerkmate by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser March 8, 2021
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jerkiatric by ideamanrick October 7, 2010
jerkwater
Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.
jerkpatrick
When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.
Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!
yardsale faceplant
yardsale faceplant
jerkpatrick by Granuppie April 21, 2009
Jerkhammer
Name of a Dwarf Hunter on the US World of Warcraft server Gorgonnash. Named for Heavy Metal enthusiasts love of Fantasy, overall rudeness, and not in any way a reference to forcing men to deficate in his presence.
Jerkhammer casts Tranquilzing Shot on Chromaggus.
Jerkhammer by Oscillator September 30, 2006
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