that two-planker is having a yardsale down there
by Eternity May 28, 2003
by AnonymousBoschToo September 17, 2012
to be a complete and utter drunk naked pig; forget shit and fuck random chicks that you probably shouldn't fuck. To lose shit or misplace things. To kiss another guy to convince him your gay so you can beat him up. To jerk off with 3 dudes in your room.
Hey dude you were a fuckin yardsale last night I cant believe you took off all your clothes and jerked off in front of everybody.
by pigshit66 August 09, 2010
To lose all of your belongings (i.e. wallet or purse) either by dropping everything on the ground or having it stolen.
Amir: "Brian, what happened to your wallet"
Brian: "I'm drunk, I have no idea"
Amir: "Dudebro, you just got yardsaled!"
Brian: "I'm drunk, I have no idea"
Amir: "Dudebro, you just got yardsaled!"
by Seifnutz October 09, 2008
verb. the act of pushing the cum just delivered by a man out of your vagina after sex while taking a dump at the same time.
my hot slide turned out to be a yardsale
by seditious jason September 03, 2009
when you go to a club and spend a rediculous amount of money on drinks to get you and your friends wasted, and then something fucked up happens after that. A typical yardsale is a blackout tequila night with the boys.
Dude how much money did you spend last night and wtf happened?
Bro, visa's maxed and i lost my phone and wallet, no idea how i got home but woke up win a fire extinguisher. was definately a yardsaled night?
Bro, visa's maxed and i lost my phone and wallet, no idea how i got home but woke up win a fire extinguisher. was definately a yardsaled night?
by doubledownsplit December 23, 2010
When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.
Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.
Bro: Word, total yardsale .
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.
Bro: Word, total yardsale .
by dudebro1 October 08, 2008