that two-planker is having a yardsale down there
by Eternity May 28, 2003
Get the yardsale mug.by AnonymousBoschToo September 17, 2012
Get the yardsale mug.to be a complete and utter drunk naked pig; forget shit and fuck random chicks that you probably shouldn't fuck. To lose shit or misplace things. To kiss another guy to convince him your gay so you can beat him up. To jerk off with 3 dudes in your room.
Hey dude you were a fuckin yardsale last night I cant believe you took off all your clothes and jerked off in front of everybody.
by pigshit66 August 9, 2010
Get the yardsale mug.To lose all of your belongings (i.e. wallet or purse) either by dropping everything on the ground or having it stolen.
Amir: "Brian, what happened to your wallet"
Brian: "I'm drunk, I have no idea"
Amir: "Dudebro, you just got yardsaled!"
Brian: "I'm drunk, I have no idea"
Amir: "Dudebro, you just got yardsaled!"
by Seifnutz January 20, 2009
Get the yardsale mug.verb. the act of pushing the cum just delivered by a man out of your vagina after sex while taking a dump at the same time.
by seditious jason September 3, 2009
Get the yardsale mug.when you go to a club and spend a rediculous amount of money on drinks to get you and your friends wasted, and then something fucked up happens after that. A typical yardsale is a blackout tequila night with the boys.
Dude how much money did you spend last night and wtf happened?
Bro, visa's maxed and i lost my phone and wallet, no idea how i got home but woke up win a fire extinguisher. was definately a yardsaled night?
Bro, visa's maxed and i lost my phone and wallet, no idea how i got home but woke up win a fire extinguisher. was definately a yardsaled night?
by doubledownsplit December 23, 2010
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1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response
1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response
1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.
by FormFaktor February 27, 2003
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