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When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.
Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant
by Granuppie April 21, 2009
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