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A really BIG jerk with the suffix "-tron" to greatly enhance it's meaning.
Elliug:Mario wants Sherry for sex.
Sherry: Yeah... he's such a jerkatron.
jerkatron by naeihne8rueproerkare December 12, 2007

Jerkatron 3000 

A Device used for sexual pleasure priced at $3000 with 4 arms that jerks you off with 2 hands and twists your nipples
Andrew got the Jerkatron 3000 for Christmas!
Jerkatron 3000 by Nuke_Vex March 13, 2020

jerkathon 

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.
Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!
jerkathon by Chris April 21, 2004

jerkatorium 

A sort of man cave for dateless men to masterbate in.This can be a shed,barn,or an old trailer.
Patricia bought a trailer for her pedophile son fred.Now fred can whack off anytime he wants in his very own jerkatorium.
jerkatorium by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010

Jerkathon 

jerking off for an extended period of time resulting in multiple orgasms. A marathon of jerking off.
I had some time alone so I had a Jerkathon.
Jerkathon by W.C. Feelds 66 November 3, 2015

Jerktonium 

An element that makes people act like jerks.
Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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