jerkatron

A playful way of calling someone a jerk without offending them. "tron" is derived from Transformers, such as Megatron. Also used is "Dorkobot" in the same way.

Bob: Can i have your number?
Sally: no way
Bob: Oh, don't be a jerkatron and jus give it!

by TrilogyDW April 16, 2008

jerkatron

A really BIG jerk with the suffix "-tron" to greatly enhance it's meaning.

Elliug:Mario wants Sherry for sex.
Sherry: Yeah... he's such a jerkatron.

by naeihne8rueproerkare December 12, 2007

Jerkatron 3000

A Device used for sexual pleasure priced at $3000 with 4 arms that jerks you off with 2 hands and twists your nipples

Andrew got the Jerkatron 3000 for Christmas!

by Nuke_Vex March 13, 2020

jerkathon

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.

Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!

by Chris April 21, 2004

jerkatorium

A sort of man cave for dateless men to masterbate in.This can be a shed,barn,or an old trailer.

Patricia bought a trailer for her pedophile son fred.Now fred can whack off anytime he wants in his very own jerkatorium.

by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010

Jerkathon

jerking off for an extended period of time resulting in multiple orgasms. A marathon of jerking off.

I had some time alone so I had a Jerkathon.

by W.C. Feelds 66 November 3, 2015

Jerktonium

An element that makes people act like jerks.

Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.

by Dray’s Dictionary June 25, 2021