jerkens

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

Sperm jerkers

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

jerknesia

The after-effects of a long wanking session that results in the forementioned wanker falling into a wank-induced coma...leading to total loss of memory of the wanking.

Her: So you just jerked it all night?

Him: I don't know, I must have jerknesia.

by Project TB September 22, 2009

Good Jerkins

Something visually appealing to men, so appealing in fact that they immediately become aroused and consider it (porn, girl in bikini etc...) worthy of fantasizing about or looking at while masturbating.

Wow, did you see the new issue of playboy?? Now that's good jerkins!!

by Njlatino77 May 4, 2011

Cock Jerkers

Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.

Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!

by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008

jergens

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007