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Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.
Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.
Jergens Jerk by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017
Jeavens is a handsome, smart, charming boy, who care a lot for (a girl ), and who is also athletic . Jeavens is helpful and will be there for you when u need him and known for his popularity .
I need help on my Football project on the last minute someone smart and athletic can help I can call Jeavens .
jeavens by Joseph redeem June 15, 2017
Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
jergens by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007
A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.
Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.
Jergens by flergins January 15, 2020

Jerkenstein 

An extremely tall and dead-looking jerk.

A Jerkface.

A Jerkface McQuacken.

A bizznatchius.
yo yo yo, whats up jerkenstein.

Hey jerkenstein, why you such an ass.
Jerkenstein by J-Dizzniggity June 6, 2007

jerkin with jergens 

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.
"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."