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jerkees

Yankees fans and players who symbolize what an inconsiderate, narcissistic person with small intelligence is.
This Yankees outfielder is surely gonna be in the Jerkees hall of Shame.
by Nice enough August 12, 2023
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Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
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Sperm jerkers

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.
"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.
by grimey929 June 28, 2012
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Ronald Jenkees

wow look at Ronald Jenkees play hes fucking good
by cky2gen August 26, 2010
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jerknesia

The after-effects of a long wanking session that results in the forementioned wanker falling into a wank-induced coma...leading to total loss of memory of the wanking.
Her: So you just jerked it all night?

Him: I don't know, I must have jerknesia.
by Project TB September 22, 2009
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Cock Jerkers

Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.
Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!
by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008
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jerkers remorse

The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.
by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015
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