jerkees
Yankees fans and players who symbolize what an inconsiderate, narcissistic person with small intelligence is.
jerkees by Nice enough August 12, 2023
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Jerkless January
Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021
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jerkees • jerkfest • jerkes • jerkelsea • jerkens • Jerkenshit • Jerkenstein • jerkers curve • jerkers greeting • jerkers remorse
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Ronald Jenkees by cky2gen August 26, 2010
jerknesia
The after-effects of a long wanking session that results in the forementioned wanker falling into a wank-induced coma...leading to total loss of memory of the wanking.
jerknesia by Project TB September 22, 2009
Cock Jerkers
Cock Jerkers by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008
jerkers remorse
The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.
jerkers remorse by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015
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