jerkalerk 

A jerk but with a cool ending

Ugh, amit is such a jerkalerk!

jerkalerk by jerkalerk July 28, 2011

Jerkalerk 

Male partners who forget to acknowledge anniversary with their girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/wives properly.

Ricky, you forgot our anniversary again, what a jerkalerk!

Jerkalerk by Maria Luz January 28, 2008

JerkJerkins 

The bespectacled cat of eBaumsworld. He was once a feral kitty, but was rescued by the fine ladies of the Eureka Board of Women, which brought him out of a life of scrounging for MeowMix containers from behind the 7-11 on Compton Blvd. He enjoys chasing rabbits, abusing other household pets, eating raw hamburger, scratching himself, gettin' down with a fat sack of catnip and sleeping all day.

He likes: hot women, hot food and a hot shower. Dislikes: uneducated fools that try to spout nonsense, idiots that take themselves way too seriously and most of all he hates GRAMMAR MISTAKES.

He tends to be long winded and preachy, but overall he is a funny cat that makes folks laugh.

His most favorite thing in the world: offending anyone he can on eBaumsworld. MAWWWRRR!

ebaumer 1: You should see how he peels potatoes!

ebaumer 2: Number 4 looks like Chris Farley!

JerkJerkins: and that is why I never feed my family onion rings....

JerkJerkins by Senor Musk January 9, 2009

Jerkamer 

Being a Jerk because you can, being extremely contrary, difficult, obnoxious when its not necessary. Going out of ones way to be jerk.

That guy, back at the gas station was a complete jerkamer.

Jerkamer by Trippin42 April 15, 2019

Jerkalerkalot 

A name referencing those who "jerk" or masturbate a lot, to the extreme that they sprain their wrists while doing so.

Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.

1. Tomas, you jerkalerkalot!
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.

or, alternatively,

1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

Jerkalerkalot by the1whooalwaysknows August 7, 2012

jerktwerk 

the act of cumming on your hand then sticking your hand in your girls butt

yo i just jerktwerked my girl last night and she loved it

jerktwerk by jizz creamery April 21, 2021

Jerkalurken 

1. To dance in an odd fashion

2. To fap in the moonlight

Oh man I was trip'n ballz at this 4:20 a couple months ago and jerkalurken with this one tall dude it was crazy O.o

GOD ,Ii gotta get home so I can jurkalurken in the moonlight tonight!

Jerkalurken by Rekolas September 1, 2011