jerktwerk 

the act of cumming on your hand then sticking your hand in your girls butt

yo i just jerktwerked my girl last night and she loved it

jerktwerk by jizz creamery April 21, 2021

JerkJerkins 

The bespectacled cat of eBaumsworld. He was once a feral kitty, but was rescued by the fine ladies of the Eureka Board of Women, which brought him out of a life of scrounging for MeowMix containers from behind the 7-11 on Compton Blvd. He enjoys chasing rabbits, abusing other household pets, eating raw hamburger, scratching himself, gettin' down with a fat sack of catnip and sleeping all day.

He likes: hot women, hot food and a hot shower. Dislikes: uneducated fools that try to spout nonsense, idiots that take themselves way too seriously and most of all he hates GRAMMAR MISTAKES.

He tends to be long winded and preachy, but overall he is a funny cat that makes folks laugh.

His most favorite thing in the world: offending anyone he can on eBaumsworld. MAWWWRRR!

ebaumer 1: You should see how he peels potatoes!

ebaumer 2: Number 4 looks like Chris Farley!

JerkJerkins: and that is why I never feed my family onion rings....

JerkJerkins by Senor Musk January 9, 2009

Jerkalerkalot 

A name referencing those who "jerk" or masturbate a lot, to the extreme that they sprain their wrists while doing so.

Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.

1. Tomas, you jerkalerkalot!
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.

or, alternatively,

1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

Jerkalerkalot by the1whooalwaysknows August 7, 2012

jerkalerk 

A jerk but with a cool ending

Ugh, amit is such a jerkalerk!

jerkalerk by jerkalerk July 28, 2011

Jerkalerk 

Male partners who forget to acknowledge anniversary with their girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/wives properly.

Ricky, you forgot our anniversary again, what a jerkalerk!

Jerkalerk by Maria Luz January 28, 2008

Jerkterpolate 

A portmanteau of “jerk off” and “interpolate.” The opposite of "jackstrapolate."

To imagine what an attractive older woman would look like in her prime, for purposes of masturbation.

Me: “Yo, check out that broad.”
Him: “Yo, but she’s maaad old!”
Me: “Yeah, but you can tell she was hot like 20 or 30 years ago. I jerkterpolated her age. I’m gonna whack off to her much younger self later today.”

Jerkterpolate by Deez Leeemz September 10, 2020

jerknwork 

when you edge your penis at work to stay alert.

jimmy is a huge fan of jerknworking at school!

jerknwork by anonymous August 25, 2023