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jerktwerk by jizz creamery April 21, 2021
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JerkJerkins
The bespectacled cat of eBaumsworld. He was once a feral kitty, but was rescued by the fine ladies of the Eureka Board of Women, which brought him out of a life of scrounging for MeowMix containers from behind the 7-11 on Compton Blvd. He enjoys chasing rabbits, abusing other household pets, eating raw hamburger, scratching himself, gettin' down with a fat sack of catnip and sleeping all day.
He likes: hot women, hot food and a hot shower. Dislikes: uneducated fools that try to spout nonsense, idiots that take themselves way too seriously and most of all he hates GRAMMAR MISTAKES.
He tends to be long winded and preachy, but overall he is a funny cat that makes folks laugh.
His most favorite thing in the world: offending anyone he can on eBaumsworld. MAWWWRRR!
He likes: hot women, hot food and a hot shower. Dislikes: uneducated fools that try to spout nonsense, idiots that take themselves way too seriously and most of all he hates GRAMMAR MISTAKES.
He tends to be long winded and preachy, but overall he is a funny cat that makes folks laugh.
His most favorite thing in the world: offending anyone he can on eBaumsworld. MAWWWRRR!
ebaumer 1: You should see how he peels potatoes!
ebaumer 2: Number 4 looks like Chris Farley!
JerkJerkins: and that is why I never feed my family onion rings....
ebaumer 2: Number 4 looks like Chris Farley!
JerkJerkins: and that is why I never feed my family onion rings....
JerkJerkins by Senor Musk January 9, 2009
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Jerkalerkalot
A name referencing those who "jerk" or masturbate a lot, to the extreme that they sprain their wrists while doing so.
Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.
Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.
1. Tomas, you jerkalerkalot!
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.
or, alternatively,
1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.
or, alternatively,
1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
Jerkalerkalot by the1whooalwaysknows August 7, 2012
jerkalerk
Jerkalerk
Male partners who forget to acknowledge anniversary with their girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/wives properly.
Jerkterpolate
A portmanteau of “jerk off” and “interpolate.” The opposite of "jackstrapolate."
To imagine what an attractive older woman would look like in her prime, for purposes of masturbation.
To imagine what an attractive older woman would look like in her prime, for purposes of masturbation.
Me: “Yo, check out that broad.”
Him: “Yo, but she’s maaad old!”
Me: “Yeah, but you can tell she was hot like 20 or 30 years ago. I jerkterpolated her age. I’m gonna whack off to her much younger self later today.”
Him: “Yo, but she’s maaad old!”
Me: “Yeah, but you can tell she was hot like 20 or 30 years ago. I jerkterpolated her age. I’m gonna whack off to her much younger self later today.”
Jerkterpolate by Deez Leeemz September 10, 2020
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