Jerkalurk

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A random person with nothing nice to say.

You jerkalurk!

Jerkalurk by Michelle Gleghorn February 15, 2020

Words you can keep

Jerkalerkalot

A name referencing those who "jerk" or masturbate a lot, to the extreme that they sprain their wrists while doing so.

Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.

1. Tomas, you jerkalerkalot!
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.

or, alternatively,

1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

Jerkalerkalot by the1whooalwaysknows August 7, 2012

Related Words

Jerkalurk • Jerkalurken • Jerkalerk • Jerkalerkalot • Jerk-lurker • Jerk Lurkin • Jerkyturkey30 • jerky turkey • jerk alert • jerk-a-derk

Jerkalurken

1. To dance in an odd fashion

2. To fap in the moonlight

Oh man I was trip'n ballz at this 4:20 a couple months ago and jerkalurken with this one tall dude it was crazy O.o

GOD ,Ii gotta get home so I can jurkalurken in the moonlight tonight!

Jerkalurken by Rekolas September 1, 2011

jerkalerk

A jerk but with a cool ending

Ugh, amit is such a jerkalerk!

jerkalerk by jerkalerk July 28, 2011

Jerkalerk

Male partners who forget to acknowledge anniversary with their girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/wives properly.

Ricky, you forgot our anniversary again, what a jerkalerk!

Jerkalerk by Maria Luz January 28, 2008

Jerkyturkey30

A Person who is FULL of aura that it just overflows out of them like a zen fountain. They are the swaggest person on earth radiating sigma energy. Azuloshe.

I’m so jerkyturkey30 rn.

Jerkyturkey30 by Azuloshe July 29, 2024

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026