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Jesper Dichmann 

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.
Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough
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A family name whose origins lie deep in the country of Tivoli Gardens and mermaids on rocks.
Comes from Jep and Sen
-jep: The emotional state directly between happiness and disbelief, as in the moment of realization that the thing that was too good to be true really was too good to be true.
-sen: A very sexy women

People with the name Jepsen are generally very nice guys, who like their name, are sexy women ;p and pride themselves on blond hair, and techno music :)

it is impossible not to love someone with the name Jepsen
-Jesus did you see that Jepsen
-yeh! He really was a blond sexy women!
-I'm going to get ill with the Hannay again cause of him!
Jepsen by clashedwithin January 17, 2009

Jesper Fahey 

SPOILERS

A hot chaos bisexual materialki sharpshooter character in six of crows

One half of wesper
His middle name is Llewellyn
Person A: whos that really tall charismatic sharpshooter
Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah
Jesper Fahey by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021
Jesper is a name carried by the biggest and strongest guy in the universe. His muscles are so big that he can't even walk through a door. Jespers are the smartest people on the planet, Albert Einsteins full name was actually Albert Jesper Einstein. The massive penises possessed by Jespers put fear into his mates and love into the girls. A normal Jesper usually has 10 girlfriends.
Damn is your name Jesper? Because those are the biggest muscles I have ever seen.
Jesper by taibwo921 December 12, 2016
Cross between a Jew and a Loser.
Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.
Jewser by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009

Jesperi Kotkaniemi 

Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.
"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"

"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"