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A family name whose origins lie deep in the country of Tivoli Gardens and mermaids on rocks.
Comes from Jep and Sen
-jep: The emotional state directly between happiness and disbelief, as in the moment of realization that the thing that was too good to be true really was too good to be true.
-sen: A very sexy women

People with the name Jepsen are generally very nice guys, who like their name, are sexy women ;p and pride themselves on blond hair, and techno music :)

it is impossible not to love someone with the name Jepsen
-Jesus did you see that Jepsen
-yeh! He really was a blond sexy women!
-I'm going to get ill with the Hannay again cause of him!
Jepsen by clashedwithin January 17, 2009
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Jepsen-ed 

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.
Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"
Jepsen-ed by RayneBeau November 5, 2012

carly rae jepsen 

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but heres my number
so call me maybe?
I love carly rae jepsen song.

Carly Rae Jepsen 

The newest attack in the Canadian/American War.

It all started with The United States attacking Canada with Miley Cyrus' single "Can't be Tamed"

Canada fought back by sending Justin Bieber, and turning millions of little girls into "Belieber" zombies.

In a desperate attempt to end the war, The United States attacked with Rebecca Black's "Friday" For a long time, it was thought that the war had ended at this point.

Canada recently just attacked the United States with their newest weapon : Carly Rae Jepsen and her single "Call me Maybe" It is yet to be determined if the United States will be able to gather the strength and troops to fight back
1. Miley Cyrus : Can't be Tamed
2. Justin Bieber : My World My World 2.0 Believe
3. Rebecca Black: Friday
4. Carly Rae Jepsen : Call me Maybe
Carly Rae Jepsen by mckaymckay October 16, 2012

Carly Rae Jepsen 

Carly Rae Jepsen is a popular, Canadian singer/songwriter who is most known for her songs Call Me Maybe, Good Time, and Tonight I'm Getting Over You. She placed 3rd place on Canadian Idol, which jump started her music Career. She has an amazing, unique, smooth, beautiful and gentle voice that is most evident in her first album "Tug Of War" and during her Canadian Idol audition. She is a rising artist which will eventually be HUGE around the world!
Girl: Hey do you know Carly Rae Jepsen?
Guy: Ya bro, I love her song Tonight I'm Getting Over You!!
Girl: Same, but I like her older music too, her voice is so soft but unique.
Guy: Really? I'm going to go listen to it now, I'm a huge Carly fan.
Girl: Same, I'm her #1 fan!
Carly Rae Jepsen by IdOntCare March 29, 2013

The jepsen 

Jimmy: Johnson, I sure would love to L her V... You know, munch time, in the jepsen.
The jepsen by unclesilky June 12, 2007

Andrew Jepsen 

An Andrew jepsen is the biggest waste of sperm. If you see one you might even laugh at how pathetic his life is. He is a pissy peace of shit that should not be trusted. Over all an Andrew jepson is a pathetic faggot who slurps on fat cock.
Oh look at that guy sucking dick behind that trash can, must be an Andrew Jepsen
Andrew Jepsen by Mr. master69 March 19, 2019
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