Main Entry: Jellyrobe
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): Jellyrobed; Jellyrob·ing; Jellyrobes
v.
1. To repulse a female so forcefully, it changes their sexual orientation, inciting homosexual tendencies in an attempt to escape the repulsiveness.
2. To dodge a statement entirely and make up an entirely different argument to work against that was, coincidentally, not stated or even hinted at by the original party. See strawman.
3. To ruin something good by associating yourself with it.
1. If you dislike the high-quality pussy you undoubtedly get(you damn stud), just Jellyrobe a couple. That's two bitches out ya hair.
2. That's not what was said at all, get out of here with your Jellyrobe tactics.
A mystical creature that crosses a jellyfish and a unicorn. The creature is basically a jellyfish with a horn emerging from its soft upper-part. It is known for its ability to make anyone happy even in their worst of moods.
Steve- Hey babe, look at me!! Im doing the jellycopter!
Jacey- Whats a jellycopter?? (she is turning around to see)
Steve- Oooohhhh!!!
Jacey- Fuck!! You got it in my eye!!!