jeleop

A word in ancient spanish tongue meaning “fuckass freak”, similar to oddball, or weirdo

“You know Jared?”
“Yeah, he’s a jeleop.”

by chongyun supremacy March 16, 2024

jellophobia

Fear of gelatin. The concept of jellophobia synthesizes an instinctual feeling and offers a potential solution to a conundrum: fear and acceptance.

Faces and hands are flattened into irregular gelatin bodies.

The eyes are closed and the hands are either opened or tightly closed.

Too many times we cannot fully understand the exact causes and mechanisms of a chronic disease.

Fear, solitude, hopelessness.

The images are offering a solution: acceptance.

Our "solution" is meant to be controversial.

On one hand it seems to encourage acceptance of beauty, hair, face, skin, air, light, illness.

On the other hand it implies cowardice; giving up the fight.
There is peace with oneself, with one's faith.

There is beauty in the end of struggle.

All that is left of their humanity is the physical beauty.

The mind and the soul are taken over by the unfathomable, transparent entity.

The element of chronic illness also comes into play.

by nebuloso December 31, 2004

jelop

Verb. To furiously bludgeon someone with a penis, most often one's own.

When the warriors of Yi dynasty Korea were attack by the relentless Midgets of Chinese Taipae, the formost masters of martial arts developed the jelop of fury, a devestating attack which my be utilized for waist high opponents in quarters too close for kicking.

by Sancho Funderburke January 17, 2004

Jelopagus

A teenager who has a ridiculously large head. Typically referred to as a bitch. Jelopagai(the plural of Jelopagus) were found in the Galapagos islands. Usually have less than mediocre manners especially without a proper days rest. Also, has the rare ability to suck in air via the asshole and fart it out. Tends to exaggerated everything.

Dude, look at the size of the head on the Jelopagus.

by E.Gordon August 20, 2011

Sloppy Jellopy

The act of diving into the Pussy, Neck Deep; like a champ, then reaching down to fist her asshole just as she is about to cum.

As i went down on her into her sweet peach like a warm summers night, she screamed just before she came, "Give me that Sloppy Jellopy!"

by Swizzle_Stick54 November 19, 2020

Jellophile

Someone who receives sexual satisfaction from Jello, or other gelatin products.

I love watching how that Jello shakes.

Dude, you're a total Jellophile.

by kijafa May 30, 2011

jelloplayz

A gamer that’s stupid and plays to much fortnite and he’s ugly

JelloPlayz is playing fortnite again ugh

by Squidward12337722772 November 9, 2018