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A contemptuous insult for someone who has made an especially stupid, reckless, or unforgivable decision; often used toward bad drivers or people whose poor judgment creates danger or chaos for everyone around them.
That jeckto cut across three lanes with no signal and nearly caused a pileup.

Or alternatively:

Move your car, you stupid jeckto.
jeckto by GeekRambo May 10, 2026
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Jocktober 

During October, an Opie & Anthony radio event that plays samples of horrible morning show radio bits. Usually showcasing the use of a "hole". Also used to see if any of the hosts are probably "half a Fez".
The "We're Two Guys" bit is one of the most popular Jocktober bits on Opie & Anthony's show on Satellite Radio. Sirius 206, XM 105 6am Eastern time, Mon-Fri.
Jocktober by sesmith70 November 13, 2011
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Jacktop is a laptop whose sole use is for the viewing of pornographic material. Often the user has a wire modem in their home so that the jacktop can be carried from room to room.
My children, and wife use the laptop, but the jacktop is daddy use only
jacktop by dehubb133 October 16, 2008

jeckzooted 

being so stoned that you almost green out but you don't
Bro I got so jeckzooted last night I almost died
jeckzooted by Jake7495 October 20, 2019
A word with a meaning similar to "fucked up"

presumed to be of cajun descent. Rarely heard in person, usually yelled by a drunk coon ass addressing a large crowd of race fans.
Frank yelled,Fred is jicktoed!
jicktoe by badstang July 25, 2008

Jacktown 

The most often commonly used nickname for the city of Jackson, MS. The city of jackson still possesses what the city of atlanta no longer has,and that is the ability to mix small town hospitality with city life. The majority of people in the city were actually born their.Home to one of the best HBCU's Jackson State University. Jackson is definitely seperated by social classes and it is one of the few places in the u.s where living downtown is frowned upon. If you are wealthy you live in the adjoining suburbs. The inner city does have it's nice parts but they are only on the northside. 78% of the citizens are black and the rest are white, they may be another 3% missing in the equation of a race that does'nt matter. North Jackson is where most of the people that work for the city and the state live. The nicest neighborhoods are, Barrington Woods, Woodhaven, Natchez Trace Estates, Valley North, and neigborhoods adjoing to ridgewood rd. The hood areas of jackson are: Virden Addition,Washington Addition,Ghostown, Stadium Side, Presidential Hills, Shady Oaks,Georgetown, The Queens,Brown Bottom,The Sub,and The North Inn. if your family is well off and your kids go to public schools they go to Murrah High and they are in Apac recieving 5.0 gpa's,or they attend Calloway which consist of nothing but Snooty ass black kids that are all offspring of politicians, lawyers, doctors, and Entrepreneurs. The Suburbs are Clinton which is an annexation of west jackson(where trashy whites that can't do better and 3 asian people that do nails in the ghetto reside),Madison(This is where people who think they have reached the pinnacle of success live in homes that are'nt below 500,000 that they have built from the ground up live)Brandon(a fake madison but with racist whites),Ridgeland(better than madison but is seemingly losing its touch they have the best shopping not to mention the Reservoir where people ride their jet ski's into their backyard),Byram (annexation of south Jackson undercover ghetto), And Terry(it's like Madison with very ritzy homes and luxury vehicles sitting in the front yard and completely full of black people). Residents of this fine city are well known for their Crunk Night clubs, Shapely Women, Being die-hard southern Baptist, Southern hospitality , and their great cooking, because unlike Rap Artist Ludacris states in the song "georgia", Mississippi is the home of neckbones and collard greens. The residents of the city are much more progressive than people know when it comes to education, street smarts, and fashion. This is also the home of the ratchiest of the ratchet , people are straight hood bound in the project areas, last contrary to popular belief people in the city don't experience racism until they move to other cities. If you want to experience true southerners come to Jacktown
It's goin down in Jacktown tonight.
Jacktown by Chris Terrell January 3, 2009
perfectest boy i have ever seen
jecko is the perfectest boy who i have ever seen
jecko by jevkoo January 3, 2017
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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