Jocktober

During October, an Opie & Anthony radio event that plays samples of horrible morning show radio bits. Usually showcasing the use of a "hole". Also used to see if any of the hosts are probably "half a Fez".

The "We're Two Guys" bit is one of the most popular Jocktober bits on Opie & Anthony's show on Satellite Radio. Sirius 206, XM 105 6am Eastern time, Mon-Fri.

by sesmith70 November 13, 2011

pizza ottoman

the piece of plastic in a pizza box to keep the lidfrom crushing the pizza. Looks like a miniature table or ottoman.

I saved the pizza ottoman for my niece's Barbie Dreamhouse, so she can put Barbie's feet up.

by sesmith70 November 09, 2008

Grandmadonna

a person of an elder age group who thinks they are as relevant as a younger, more-talented person.

Lady Gaga is popular today. Enough of Grandmadonna trying to claim she wrote all songs.

by sesmith70 February 03, 2012

O.B.A.M.A.

Anagram for "One Big Ass Mistake, America". Regarding his bailout policies that are forcing us in deeper debt, ruining credit ratings, etc.

People are losing jobs thanks to O.B.A.M.A.

by sesmith70 March 04, 2009

pillage for billage

to search for money, usually in a purse, pocketbook, wallet, etc.

My friend wanted some tacos, so she had to pillage for billage to find a dollar.

by sesmith70 May 02, 2008

Aguilera'ed

to sing a song in a horrible manner, which includes notes held too long, notes that jump all over the place, and singing wrong words.

When I sang "row row row your boat, merrily down the stream..." I really Aguilera'ed it.

by sesmith70 February 09, 2011

trumpshroom

A small penis, shaped like Toad from the Super Mario Bros. Allegedly what Trump's anatomy looks like, according to Stormy Daniels.

When I saw his Trumpshroom, I suddenly had to tell Donald I had a headache.

by sesmith70 October 14, 2018