sesmith70's definitions

trumpshroom

A small penis, shaped like Toad from the Super Mario Bros. Allegedly what Trump's anatomy looks like, according to Stormy Daniels.

When I saw his Trumpshroom, I suddenly had to tell Donald I had a headache.

by sesmith70 October 13, 2018

#NotMyDoctor

Hashtag started in protest of BBC casting Jodie Whittaker as the new lead in Doctor Who, changing the character's gender after 55 years being male.

Jodie Whittaker is #NotMyDoctor, and I will not watch show anymore!

by sesmith70 October 6, 2018

Pencing

When you walk out of a big event to make a statement.

Mike was upset at being dissed, so he did some Pencing.

by sesmith70 October 9, 2017

Samormon

A person who is both Samoan and follows the Mormon religion.

Manti Te'O had a wild buffet at the church. Those Samormon's throw a wild Luau style meal!

by sesmith70 January 19, 2013

Grandmadonna

a person of an elder age group who thinks they are as relevant as a younger, more-talented person.

Lady Gaga is popular today. Enough of Grandmadonna trying to claim she wrote all songs.

by sesmith70 March 6, 2012

Jocktober

During October, an Opie & Anthony radio event that plays samples of horrible morning show radio bits. Usually showcasing the use of a "hole". Also used to see if any of the hosts are probably "half a Fez".

The "We're Two Guys" bit is one of the most popular Jocktober bits on Opie & Anthony's show on Satellite Radio. Sirius 206, XM 105 6am Eastern time, Mon-Fri.

by sesmith70 November 13, 2011

Aguilera'ed

to sing a song in a horrible manner, which includes notes held too long, notes that jump all over the place, and singing wrong words.

When I sang "row row row your boat, merrily down the stream..." I really Aguilera'ed it.

by sesmith70 February 27, 2011