Jocktober
During October, an Opie & Anthony radio event that plays samples of horrible morning show radio bits. Usually showcasing the use of a "hole". Also used to see if any of the hosts are probably "half a Fez".
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Jocktober
A celebratory month in the gay community where men proudly rock jockstraps all October long. Itâs all about confidence, body positivity, and expressing personal style with flair. A time for boldness, fun, and a little cheeky freedom!
Jocktober by mayserchaser October 14, 2024
Related Words
Jocktober • joctober • cocktober • Cocktoberfest • Locktober • rocktober • cocktober surprise • Focktober • gocktober • jockleberries
Locktober
Locktober by Kinggold63 October 3, 2018
Cocktoberfest
A party lacking vaginas. All sausage, no bun. A gathering of mostly males.
Octoberfest is known for a festival of sausages.
aka "Sausage Party" or "Weinerfest"
Octoberfest is known for a festival of sausages.
aka "Sausage Party" or "Weinerfest"
Cocktoberfest by Pete Za October 11, 2003
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DONT đ
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Ashley: you ready for cocktober? get your freaky freaky on!
Ella: what's cocktober?
Asheley: omg ella you are such a virgin.
Ella: what's cocktober?
Asheley: omg ella you are such a virgin.
cocktober by moonlightbizzle October 4, 2018
Cocktober
The month during October when you can have sex with anything and everything without it being gay đ
Cocktober by Daddy696969696 October 24, 2019
cocktober
cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.
cocktober by stinkycoochie eater October 17, 2020
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