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Jerktographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerktographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
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jerktographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerktographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
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Jerktographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerktographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.

Jerktographer

A 30 something male that films himself masturbating to orgasim and then sends it to women desperatly seeking a mercy fuck. Often a large stomach is used to hold the camera allowing a free hand for prostate massaging.
The walmart baker is an academy award winning jerktographer.
Jerktographer by Bob-milky September 24, 2011

Jerk-tographer 

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026