Jerktographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.

Lunchbox is a real jerktographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.

Jerktographer by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011

jerktographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.

Lunchbox is a real jerktographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.

jerktographer by Tubbie Mcfucklestein October 25, 2011

Jerktographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.

Lunchbox is a real jerktographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.

Jerktographer by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011

Jerktographer

A 30 something male that films himself masturbating to orgasim and then sends it to women desperatly seeking a mercy fuck. Often a large stomach is used to hold the camera allowing a free hand for prostate massaging.

The walmart baker is an academy award winning jerktographer.

Jerktographer by Bob-milky September 24, 2011

Jerk-tographer 

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.

Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.

Jerk-tographer by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004