The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.

Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.

Jazzturbation by CraigDC December 19, 2007

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jazzterbate

giving yourself that sweet sensation that only jazz can bring. there's no specific way to define it, but when it happens, you'll know. it might seem dirty at first, but it feels so right.

i like to jazzterbate.

i love to jazzterbate.

jazzterbate by lomboslice September 15, 2012

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