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jazzterbate 

The sweet sensation you can only get while looking at porn or nudes of someone named Jazz or with the nickname Jazz. With her thicc thighs and big milk sacks you know you'll come.
Omg. Last night I was looking at pictures of Jazz and I knew I had to jazzterbate..

Jazzturbation 

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.
Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.
Jazzturbation by CraigDC December 19, 2007

JizzTurbate 

Another way of saying masturbate. Made by-Antony Basta
I love to Jizzturbate
JizzTurbate by Mr.Basta April 7, 2009

jazzerbating 

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!
Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!
jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006

jaxterbate 

While masterbating, insert other fist into the rectum. No lube, no easing it in, all in one fluid motion.
I enjoy jaxterbating while watching gay porn.
jaxterbate by Ben P April 9, 2003

Jasterbate 

It is the combination of the two words; jack off and masturbate. It sounds badass.
Hey, ima go jasterbate in your moms room real quick.
Jasterbate by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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