jazzterbate 

giving yourself that sweet sensation that only jazz can bring. there's no specific way to define it, but when it happens, you'll know. it might seem dirty at first, but it feels so right.

i like to jazzterbate.

i love to jazzterbate.

jazzterbate by lomboslice September 15, 2012

jazzterbate 

The sweet sensation you can only get while looking at porn or nudes of someone named Jazz or with the nickname Jazz. With her thicc thighs and big milk sacks you know you'll come.

Omg. Last night I was looking at pictures of Jazz and I knew I had to jazzterbate..

jazzterbate by noodlesareforpoodles April 15, 2020

Jazzturbation 

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.

Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.

Jazzturbation by CraigDC December 19, 2007

JizzTurbate 

Another way of saying masturbate. Made by-Antony Basta

I love to Jizzturbate

JizzTurbate by Mr.Basta April 7, 2009

jazzerbating 

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006

jaxterbate 

While masterbating, insert other fist into the rectum. No lube, no easing it in, all in one fluid motion.

I enjoy jaxterbating while watching gay porn.

jaxterbate by Ben P April 9, 2003

Jasterbate 

It is the combination of the two words; jack off and masturbate. It sounds badass.

Hey, ima go jasterbate in your moms room real quick.

Jasterbate by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005