jazzterbate

giving yourself that sweet sensation that only jazz can bring. there's no specific way to define it, but when it happens, you'll know. it might seem dirty at first, but it feels so right.

i like to jazzterbate.

i love to jazzterbate.

by lomboslice September 15, 2012

jazzterbate

The sweet sensation you can only get while looking at porn or nudes of someone named Jazz or with the nickname Jazz. With her thicc thighs and big milk sacks you know you'll come.

Omg. Last night I was looking at pictures of Jazz and I knew I had to jazzterbate..

by noodlesareforpoodles April 15, 2020

Jazzturbation

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.

Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.

by CraigDC December 19, 2007

JizzTurbate

Another way of saying masturbate. Made by-Antony Basta

I love to Jizzturbate

by Mr.Basta April 7, 2009

jazzerbating

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

by Guidz August 29, 2006

jaxterbate

While masterbating, insert other fist into the rectum. No lube, no easing it in, all in one fluid motion.

I enjoy jaxterbating while watching gay porn.

by Ben P April 9, 2003

Jasterbate

It is the combination of the two words; jack off and masturbate. It sounds badass.

Hey, ima go jasterbate in your moms room real quick.

by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005