Jazzturbation

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.

Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.

by CraigDC December 19, 2007

jazztabation

When a jazz musician forgets he is playing to others and goes on a self indulgent jazz solo adventure.

It went on for 30 minutes, pure jazztabation.

by Japandrew October 5, 2010

Jasturbation

The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.

Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."

by npgy February 11, 2020

jazzurbation

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz

Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck

by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jazzurbation

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz

Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck

by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jazzterbating

the act of masterbation through to art of jazz.

i was jazzterbating last night to miles davis' walkin'. turns out i had a jazzgasm.

by Sudonchew James Glavanovits April 3, 2008

Jazzurbation

To vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively.

To much Jazzurbation and you'll go blind. And you'll be broke.

by funkyfreshass November 1, 2015