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janky-ass 

A take on the word janky, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
Did you see that dude's janky-ass teeth!?

or

Who does that janky-ass bitch think she is?
janky-ass by JMilf August 6, 2008
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janky ass code 

unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect

janky ass glass 

The phrase janky ass glass refers to low end bongs made of glass from China or other low quality glass. Often this phrase is used to describe goodstash bongs which use a grommet instead a glass on glass joint.
Matt: Dude have you been to skatesurfsmoke in Hermosa? They have goodstash bongs.

Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.

Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!
janky ass glass by Realdeal420 January 23, 2010

janky ass byrd 

Janky ass bird a janky ass bird is a cheap ass penis

but it can be a different definition if you use the words in this phrase with different meanings.
Man, you're acting like a janky ass byrd
janky ass byrd by Leiland May 9, 2006
messed up, gross, ugly, broken down
jank ass by Brookie88 April 16, 2007

jankey-ass 

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"
jankey-ass by JMilf August 5, 2008

jank-ass mofo 

a typical mofo (some one who takes pleasure in screwing moms or someone who thinks theyre "all that"), but unnecessarily redundant and a complete train-wreck
often used to express some form of anger towards another person
Did you see what that jank-ass mofo did?? He gave me a f***ing F on my homework!
jank-ass mofo by angie gonzalez December 19, 2009
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026
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