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janky ass code 

unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect

janky ass glass 

The phrase janky ass glass refers to low end bongs made of glass from China or other low quality glass. Often this phrase is used to describe goodstash bongs which use a grommet instead a glass on glass joint.
Matt: Dude have you been to skatesurfsmoke in Hermosa? They have goodstash bongs.

Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.

Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!
janky ass glass by Realdeal420 January 23, 2010

janky ass byrd 

Janky ass bird a janky ass bird is a cheap ass penis

but it can be a different definition if you use the words in this phrase with different meanings.
Man, you're acting like a janky ass byrd
janky ass byrd by Leiland May 9, 2006

jankey-ass 

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"
jankey-ass by JMilf August 5, 2008

jank-ass mofo 

a typical mofo (some one who takes pleasure in screwing moms or someone who thinks theyre "all that"), but unnecessarily redundant and a complete train-wreck
often used to express some form of anger towards another person
Did you see what that jank-ass mofo did?? He gave me a f***ing F on my homework!
jank-ass mofo by angie gonzalez December 19, 2009