jankey-ass
A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
jankey-ass by JMilf August 5, 2008
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janky ass code
unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect
janky ass code by KingCurry9812 May 13, 2021
Jankedy-ass-hoopidy
An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
Jankedy-ass-hoopidy by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009
janky ass glass
The phrase janky ass glass refers to low end bongs made of glass from China or other low quality glass. Often this phrase is used to describe goodstash bongs which use a grommet instead a glass on glass joint.
Matt: Dude have you been to skatesurfsmoke in Hermosa? They have goodstash bongs.
Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.
Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!
Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.
Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!
janky ass glass by Realdeal420 January 23, 2010
janky ass byrd
Janky ass bird a janky ass bird is a cheap ass penis
but it can be a different definition if you use the words in this phrase with different meanings.
but it can be a different definition if you use the words in this phrase with different meanings.
janky ass byrd by Leiland May 9, 2006
Janketyassedest
Adj., superlative: To be poorly designed, built, and/or maintained to such an extent that the user or observer is genuinely shocked that the system in question is stable or functional.
Janketyassedest by TenthSpeedWriter December 7, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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