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janky-ass 

A take on the word janky, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
Did you see that dude's janky-ass teeth!?

or

Who does that janky-ass bitch think she is?
janky-ass by JMilf August 6, 2008

janky ass code 

unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy 

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

janky ass glass 

The phrase janky ass glass refers to low end bongs made of glass from China or other low quality glass. Often this phrase is used to describe goodstash bongs which use a grommet instead a glass on glass joint.
Matt: Dude have you been to skatesurfsmoke in Hermosa? They have goodstash bongs.

Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.

Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!
janky ass glass by Realdeal420 January 23, 2010

janky ass byrd 

Janky ass bird a janky ass bird is a cheap ass penis

but it can be a different definition if you use the words in this phrase with different meanings.
Man, you're acting like a janky ass byrd
janky ass byrd by Leiland May 9, 2006

Janketyassedest 

Adj., superlative: To be poorly designed, built, and/or maintained to such an extent that the user or observer is genuinely shocked that the system in question is stable or functional.
It may be the janketyassedest set we've ever built, so make sure your health insurance is in order.