unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect
An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
The phrase janky ass glass refers to low end bongs made of glass from China or other low quality glass. Often this phrase is used to describe goodstash bongs which use a grommet instead a glass on glass joint.
Matt: Dude have you been to skatesurfsmoke in Hermosa? They have goodstash bongs.
Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.
Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!
Adj., superlative: To be poorly designed, built, and/or maintained to such an extent that the user or observer is genuinely shocked that the system in question is stable or functional.
It may be the janketyassedest set we've ever built, so make sure your health insurance is in order.