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jank-ass mofo
a typical mofo (some one who takes pleasure in screwing moms or someone who thinks theyre "all that"), but unnecessarily redundant and a complete train-wreck
often used to express some form of anger towards another person
often used to express some form of anger towards another person
jank-ass mofo by angie gonzalez December 19, 2009
Jank Ass Joker
A ballsack cocksucker thot that deserves to be shitted on for thoting and such. Commonly used by the god thot destroyer intelligence cock Will Smith to take down incoming thots fart stank shitty asshole and prowess. I shit on my balls and now they are burning from the immense heat of my shit.
Damn, that girl Belle Delphine is such a Jank Ass Joker. She deserves to be ball tortured by the royal house of cock ballers or maybe the IRS too. Will Smith should eat her balls with his supreme ball torturing technique.
Jank Ass Joker by King O'Ballsack October 30, 2019
jankassmotherfucker
man your a jankassmotherfucker
jankassmotherfucker by Brian Bitterfeld May 12, 2008
jankassmotherfucker
man your a jankassmotherfucker
jankassmotherfucker by Brian Bitterfeld May 12, 2008
jankass tritch
jankass tritch by imlonelythatswhyimadethis November 21, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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